sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"


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givemeinternet:


Saw a guy protesting winter
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ambiecstasy:

Good Morning Tumblr 😘
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koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

(Source: 1druinedmysociallife)


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batmanisagatewaydrug:

givemeunicorns:

never going to be over the fact that Arthur and Molly Weasley had seven children of their own, and hardly enough money or space to make due, yet they never thought twice about having an extra space at the table or making one more sweater at Christmas for the people who came into their family by circumstance.

#people Harry should have seriously fucking considered naming his kids after


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ewwickbravo:

Escape From Wonderlands Main Stage 😁✌️
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nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

(Source: reinapepiada)


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electronicwonderland:


Fluxxxxxx
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frlcker:

the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you

(Source: studip)


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scheherazadesdiary:


laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

#i live alone

are they drinking detergent
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